Twas the month after Christmas
Wednesday, January 4th, 2006Twas the month after Christmas and all through the houseNothing would fit me, not even a blouse.The cookies I’d nibbled, the eggnog I’d taste.All the holiday parties had gone to my waist.When I got on the scales there arose such a number!When I walked to the store (less a walk than a lumber).I’d [...]